{"id":571,"date":"2017-06-28T11:38:06","date_gmt":"2017-06-28T10:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/?p=571"},"modified":"2017-06-28T11:44:36","modified_gmt":"2017-06-28T10:44:36","slug":"newspapers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/28\/newspapers\/","title":{"rendered":"Newspaper &#8211; what&rsquo;s that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think we are going to have to redefine this word &#8211; I mean, they do still exist, even in paper\/print form, but some of the \u00ab\u00a0title&rsquo;s\u00a0\u00bb have lost so much credibility.<\/p>\n<p>Take this one for example.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/daily-mail.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-572\" src=\"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/daily-mail.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"268\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This used to be called a <strong>newspaper<\/strong> &#8211; now it&rsquo;s referred to as a &lsquo;<strong>tabloid<\/strong>&lsquo; (a bit like <strong>celluloid<\/strong>, but used to cover tables, litter trays, the bottom of bird cages etc.)<\/p>\n<p>Newspapers used to employ <strong>journalists<\/strong> who went around collecting news and then writing about it for the general public to read, and so inform themselves of what was happening around them.<\/p>\n<p>Tabloids like the Daily Mail don&rsquo;t have to employ real journalists as they have a staff of writers, with very active imaginations, who either invent things for their readers, or &lsquo;interpret&rsquo; photographs with funny captions to amuse everyone.<\/p>\n<p>An example of an image, and the caption obviously written by someone high on magic mushrooms:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/queen-mother.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-574\" src=\"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/queen-mother.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"636\" height=\"619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/queen-mother.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/queen-mother-300x292.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u00ab\u00a0Jolly holiday! Never-before-seen photos capture the Royal Family being greeted by crowds in Scotland in the 1950s (and reveal the Queen Mother&rsquo;s close bond with her grandson Prince Charles)\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I couldn&rsquo;t invent this if I tried! If you&rsquo;re really lucky you also get a thing called a \u00ab\u00a0Katie Hopkins\u00a0\u00bb a sort of failed Big Brother candidate who has an opinion on everything, but mostly what people couldn&rsquo;t care a less about. Even after a lobotomy operation earlier this year it still goes on and on and on about, well, pretty much anything and everything &#8211; I can&rsquo;t help thinking it would make a wonderful Queen or Prime Minister or road sweeper. Sadly the &lsquo;off&rsquo; button has yet to be found &#8211; but it&rsquo;s amusing I suppose in small doses.<\/p>\n<p>If you have an imagination, shout a lot and can use a keyboard, I strongly suggest trying to get work with a journal such as this &#8211; after all, no spelling or punctuation skills needed, just make up all sorts of guff and get it published. Can&rsquo;t think why I didn&rsquo;t think of this myself&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think we are going to have to redefine this word &#8211; I mean, they do still exist, even in paper\/print form, but some of the \u00ab\u00a0title&rsquo;s\u00a0\u00bb have lost so much credibility. Take this one for example. This used to be called a newspaper &#8211; now it&rsquo;s referred to as a &lsquo;tabloid&lsquo; (a bit like &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/28\/newspapers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Newspaper &#8211; what&rsquo;s that?&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":581,"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions\/581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}