{"id":2301,"date":"2020-11-18T15:52:01","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T14:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2020-11-18T15:52:01","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T14:52:01","slug":"i-need-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/2020\/11\/18\/i-need-a-job\/","title":{"rendered":"I need a job&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/it.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2302\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/it.jpg 620w, http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/it-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption>Ivanka Trump, 39, secondhand, own teeth<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If you didn&rsquo;t recognise her, or thought she might have been modeling tooth brushes, this is Ivanka Trump, the nearly past-Presidents daughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&rsquo;s not actually known for much more than being an attention-seeking bitch, but as she&rsquo;ll soon be looking for a job, I&rsquo;m warning LeClerc and Carrefour &#8211; don&rsquo;t hire her &#8211; she&rsquo;s toxic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Remember &#8211; she&rsquo;s the one back in July who suggested that people out-of-work should \u00ab\u00a0<strong>Find Something Else<\/strong>\u00a0\u00bb &#8211; well there you go darlin&rsquo; &#8211; time you looked for a real job no?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, and if you do catch her filling shelves in Castorama, please let me know &#8211; I&rsquo;d love to go and take a picture&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you didn&rsquo;t recognise her, or thought she might have been modeling tooth brushes, this is Ivanka Trump, the nearly past-Presidents daughter. She&rsquo;s not actually known for much more than being an attention-seeking bitch, but as she&rsquo;ll soon be looking for a job, I&rsquo;m warning LeClerc and Carrefour &#8211; don&rsquo;t hire her &#8211; she&rsquo;s toxic. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/2020\/11\/18\/i-need-a-job\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;I need a job&#8230;.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2301"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2304,"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301\/revisions\/2304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iangrandjean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}